Saturday, May 10, 2008

These Mainlanders Are Cracked.

Last night, in the ongoing spirit of trying new things, I ordered a dirty martini.

That's a vodka martini with olive brine and three olives.

It tasted like cloudy ocean water. It was foul.

What the hell is wrong with these landlubbers?

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Sniff That Derry Air.

I just booked a flight to Dublin.

I'd be more excited if I didn't feel swindled. Although the round trip flight only cost about $100 each, they were listed for $3. Oh, Ryanair... make the world go away.

I'm going to Europe in June for almost a full month, and my old boss/paramour Terry and I are going to visit Ireland for about a month.

The 2 tickets, return, cost us £2.98, but with all the bullshit fees, it came to £107! Isn't that a hoot! A financially crippling hoot? I'm laughing so hard I could cry.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008



Ryan Reynolds, one of the illustrious members of my exclusive Husband List (patent pending), is engaged.


To whom?

Not some Rando. Not some make-up artist, or costume mistress, or craft service wench, or best boy/grip/foley artist etc., etc., etc...

Freakin' Scarlett Johansson.