I'm having a hard time with something.
Have you ever wanted something so bad it hurts?
Yeah, right now I've totally worked myself into a lather because I want to work for the CBC so desperately. I have to write a cover letter and submit my resume, but I don't know where it start. Basically, this is what it would read if I wrote it now:
I love you. I've been a fan way before I was of an age when it was cool. Hell, it's still not cool. I'm willing to start at the bottom, just to have a chance to work for the company that has so much history, talent and patriotism wrapped up in one crown corporation. Thinking about you makes me weep.
I'll pour The Mansbridge's coffee. I'll clip Shelagh's fingernails. I'll lovingly comb gel through Rick Mercer's curls and I'll do any number of unmentionable things for Stroumboulopoulis.
In conclusion, I'm willing to grab my ankles for you every day 9-5. It's hard to find that kind of dedication.
Think about it.
Catherine S. Sweet.